
Riding the Hasselhoff: A Review of ONE MAN’S WILDERNESS
“I’m a man who discovered the wheel, and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s the kind of man I am.”
-Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Trying Real Hard to Be the Shepherd: A Review of CINEMA SPECULATION
“I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.”
-Mr. White (Harvey Keitel), Reservoir Dogs

Full-Bodied Allegory: A Review of FLATLAND
Where Flatland really hits its stride is in Square’s interdimensional travels.

Better Than Buncombe: A Review of THE VINTAGE MENCKEN
I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.
-H. L. Mencken

Reading, Empathy, and the Operation of a Small Business
In order to fix typewriters, I have to care about them. In order to care about them, I have to use them. In order to use them, I have to know how to write. In order to know how to write, I have to read. In order to read, I have to absorb.